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Hair Up

It's like a hair tie but another name for it. Honestly, it's more accessible and makes more sense. It's what I used to call them.
Jen: Hey, can I borrow a hair up
Person who's about to figure out what hair up means: What the fuck is that
Jen: well, I'm glad you asked, it's what I've been calling a hair tie since I was a child. Your remark will allow me to learn that it is not in fact a real word that people use. My mom had deceived me by never explaining to me that other people don't say this. Now at the tender age of thirteen, I learn the truth.

Person: Ok cool, I have one.
by jaydawgthatswhattheycallme February 18, 2019
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jack it up

i might need to jack it up later
by alfalfa123456789 November 26, 2009
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Double up

to take a girl on and try to hook up your friend with her friend
"Yo we tried to double up, but yo dumb self wouldn't come."
by DaGhetto33 July 9, 2009
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Beefed up

Depending on your sexual preference, it is the act of fucking a woman or man with a very stiff penis in the vagina and/or asshole.
I think I'm going to check that hot chick out tonight. She's going to get beefed up. I'm going to give her the potato cock!
by JoeyBomm June 1, 2020
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Meat Up

Meating up is the ceremonial ritual where a man gets his balls back from the wife (or lady friend) for the weekend. Especially, for a manly event like camping, shooting, drinking or just sniffing gunpowder with his boys.
Mark: Hey dude, you going camping this weekend?

BK: Ya man, I got a pass from the wife. We are gunna meat up at Fletch's about noon.

Mark: Fuck ya!
by pj60693 September 25, 2010
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Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!
I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and when the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
by TempleofJews August 3, 2018
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Slutting it up

V. the act of being promiscuous.
"So how you been?"

"still slutting it up. You know how we do...."
by Annonnimous (sp) February 12, 2009
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