feminine penis holder

a thing of the male sex with a very feminine penis, almost vigina like

bro are you a feminine penis holder?

ya

sammmmme
can I see

by suckmeballs May 17, 2022

fire work penis

When your cock turns into a magical fire work and lights off like a giant fire work emanating from the ground.

During the rave, Garold crotch shot off like a fire work penis.

by Rickety Cricket666 November 30, 2017

Penis Enlargement Pills

Pills that your weird Gay/bi friend always ask if you want them, regardless of gender

Brittany is standing at her locker
Ryan runs up out of nowhere

“Hey Brit you want some penis enlargement pills”

by LightningSurg3 May 29, 2019

tony loves penis

tony loves penis and will suck on anything like 1 or more

tony loves penis

by potatolover3000 January 29, 2021

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by anonymous6496782 September 20, 2019

penis you in the head

if you tell some one "penis you in the head" you are telling him to go screw himself.

john: can i sleep at your house tonight?

bob: no! now penis you in the head!

by medalist October 19, 2004

Blowing your own Penis

The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!

Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.

Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.

by JaRknessd May 10, 2010