Cunt Face Bitch

A severely vicious and offensive designation used rarely and only against the most sinster of foes. First known use was by David McCarty of the Boston Red Sox at Dwyers Pub in Fort Myers, FL circa March 2005. Witnessed by Kevin Youkilis.

Don't blow smoke in my face you cunt face bitch!

by Malcolm Horovitz April 18, 2005

Fucking Cunt Devils

Fucking Cunt Devils is an exclamation, used as an alternative to the popular "OMG".

Fucking cunt devils--did you guys see that?!

by willfulenslaved May 6, 2011

Dumb Cunt Wish

1. Wanting something that there is no point in having.

Jesse: So what does your girlfriend want now?

Lee: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.

Jesse: OMG WTF? For a commuter?

Lee: Yea... its a fucking Dumb Cunt Wish but she will have it no doubt.

Jesse: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....

by lhm December 12, 2008

rancid douche cunt

The term used to describe the dirtiest of all the cunts. Used generally to describe the foulest dirtiest bitch you have ever come in contact with. It can also be used to describe the horrific state of a womans vagina.

My girlfriend Jessica fucked my best friend in my bed last night, she is such a rancid douche cunt.

I took that random bitch home fromm the bar last night, but when I went to take off her pants I puked my face off the smell was so horrible. Man did she ever have a randic douche cunt!!

by Blarticus August 6, 2006

cold cunt shunt

a cold cunt shunt is the insertion of a hard penis in a tight very cold dry vagina

liam: i cold cunt shunted jenny hard last night she was so dry i got friction burns
ben: daym

by ben loughrey October 21, 2006

red cunt hair

1.) the smallest measurable unit that can be visibly seen
2.) the smallest measurable unit (about 0.001 femtometers)
3.) (Nautical, Nuclear) a quickly estimated unit of length equal to one hundred quadrillionth of a meter, often abbreviated as RHC when females or effeminate males are present.

Dammit! If I could only get that screw in another red cunt hair, this lid could seal!

by NeightR April 15, 2006

Cunt Nugget Napkin

A tampon or any tampon like device used to soak up period juice.

Hey Sally is on the rag. Give her my old tee shirt to use as a cunt nugget napkin.

by Zeke 4 one is he October 10, 2011