The shot of ice that I have tried to get in for 5 or 6 years or more, and still won't go in due to the outside inference that keeps occurring, because they think it's going to kill me or something. And keeps on getting confused (maybe, at least..) for heroin, that would (if I could get it in... That is..) have gotten me off the needle back then, and now is the key to saving certain things (like private Ruan () and producing a (in my mind.. at minimum..) a super duper mega miracle which is the equivalent of 1000 miracles.
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Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
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