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Get your dick wet

Paul Jene asked "Yo you gonna get your dick wet?"
by PJene May 28, 2007
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The second mouse gets the cheese.

The response you say to someone who chastises you for not being early or on time. The first mouse gets killed in the trap leaving the cheese for the second mouse.
You are late getting to the box office to buy tickets for a concert and the guy who has been waiting in line for hours tells you, "Dude, the early bird gets the worm!" You respond by saying, "Yeah, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
by AC137 October 4, 2009
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get your ring busted

Girl: Im on my period baby we cant fuck.
Dude: The hell we cant, do you want to get your ring busted.
by Der-Fuhrer December 14, 2010
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Time for you to get a watch

Asshole thing to say to someone when they ask for the time
Person 1: Hey bro, what time is it?
Person 2: Time for you to get a watch!
Person 1: Fuck off
by Guron April 17, 2017
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get your bread up

Person 1: I spent too much money on bud this month and now I can't make rent.
Person 2: Damn homie stop trippin' and get your bread up.
by exzisd May 7, 2019
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15 will get you 20

Aphorism warning of the danger of engaging in sexual intimacy with a girl who is physically --- but not chronologically --- mature.
I've got a boner for that cheerleader that's a foot long, but I'm gonna go home and choke the chicken instead; 15 will get you 20.
by David October 31, 2003
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