Sticky dick

A dick drawn with Stickybomb's, that has been launched from a Stickybomb Launcher by a character called Demoman in the game Team fortress 2.

Blu is legit making a sticky dick at spawn.

by Ada Fear May 11, 2019

Recycled Dick

People that live in very small towns where the population is small and not that many people move in so the only people to date are people you've dated before or your friends have dated before and you've known them since kindergarten.

Amy: I'm moving

Sarah: Why?

Amy: This town sucks, no new guys ever move in and the only guys to date are guys we've known since kindergarten. I'm so sick of all this recycled dick!

by Wayne317 October 3, 2011

dick nada

Nothing, zero, zilch.

Natasha: "What did you get for Christmas?"
Chloe: "Christmas sucked this year. I got dick nada."

by phalagen January 13, 2008

Dick washed

Someone who is brainwashed with a bit of good dick

This bird is totally dick washed

by manolv October 23, 2017

dick beef

when two men (usually friends) have conflict with each other over liking the same girl

A: whatsup with steve and chris? i thought they were friends but they havnt talked at all tonight

B: yeah, theyre having some dick beef over that girl tasha, they both liked her but she chose chris so steve is mad.

A: he'll get over it

by misterstanwood August 24, 2011

homewrecker dick

A dick that's so irresistible you'll leave your man for it.

"Mark has a homewrecker dick. He's caused 3 divorces."

by Flubberlover April 17, 2021

Dick Dyson

The upgraded version of the dick vacuum, a dick dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more dick-suction than any conventional dick vacuum.

Guy 1: Dude you're a cocksucker.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.

Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.

by Sir Bougs October 22, 2009