Hot bag of nickels

to describe a ugly person either male of female.

"Mary looks like she got hit with a hot bag of nickels"

by sniperv1 February 12, 2007

all that and a bag of chips

A phrase that was popular in the early 90's, meaning all that and more, or something cool

Some guy: Man, I'm all that and a bag of chips!
me: You may be all that and a bag of chips but I'm all that and a bag of skittles so taste my rainbow BITCH!

by All that and a bag of DOOM December 23, 2007

Mad as a bag of frogs

Whereas 'mad as a box of frogs' clearly isn't that mad as a box is rigid and therefore easy to carry, a BAG of frogs would be quite insane to transport because of all that nutty hopping and ribbiting, it would slip out of your hands in quite an nutty manner.

Person a: See that Glyn?
Person b: yeah, I know him, he's mad as a bag of frogs.
Person a + everyone else: yeah, I agree. Quite barking mad.

by RedPlanetClaire June 11, 2010

heart attack in a bag

Go eat at mcdonald's

Lets call up Mcdonalds.
SURE U ENJOYIN DAT HEART ATTACK IN A BAG?

by Emerald January 9, 2005

Douche bag 9000

When someone who acts and/or says something so stupid and/or illogical goes beyond being just a regular douche bag.

Ryan, stop being such a goddamn douche bag 9000.

by DaveyChaos June 12, 2005

Paper Bag Fuck

A girl that only worthiness is to be fucked with a paper bag over her head

Guy 1 : Woah Nick is crazy going out with that chick.

Guy 2 : She does have a banging body but she a paper bag fuck.

by Bot 121212121 March 21, 2009

Slippery Sleeping Bag

Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.

"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.

Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.

by amnsiac May 15, 2009