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tossing one's salad

1. To reign supreme over an opposing force; dominate
2. To rape, pillage and plunder
3. To mix an individual's leafage and vegetables with Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing, usually in a large, glass bowl, with tongs, under the protective blanket of comfort and security that is Suburban America
1. "This latte with extra foamy stuff could easily be tossing one's salad right about now."
2. "William Wallace tossed English salad."
3. "Jane, our 17-year-old honor roll student, school newspaper editor and easily noticeable virgin, tosses a mean salad. Great work, Jane."
by simplyorange November 8, 2008
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one stop shop

a type of defication where the magic happens, usually in a large amount, and then ceases.
on occaision, results in a clean sweep
person sits down on toilet
within seconds: KERPLUNK
person: 'ahh...'
person: "ONE STOP SHOP, FTW!"
by cheeselog January 6, 2008
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One Two punch

The act of urinating (One) in an asshole (Two) and then punching (Punch) the young lady's stomach so that she "releases" the urine.

No intercourse necessary, it can be done for shits and giggles...but you might want to stage a doggy style hook up just to get the position right.
Mom, John gave me a One Two Punch last night, like the one you used to get from dad.
by Sweet Lady February 26, 2009
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rub one off

To Masterbate, Rubbing the genitals in a stick like fasion

P.S Daniel, Jamie And Luke All Have Small Penis
Man, I'm Getting really hard and big, i need to rub one off
by Tim Case October 16, 2003
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One Kill Ghan

Ghan, who sucks at Call of Duty 4. A description of someones total ineptness at playing COD4
Jon Gahan who is One Kill Ghan
by busted_monkey April 15, 2009
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sucking the big one

Original know as sucking the big dick, sucking the big one describes anyone who is sucking terribly at what ever they do.
John: Wow I just failed that test.

Garnet: Wow you're sucking the big one today John.
by jcat47 December 11, 2007
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ready player one

A prime example of how Steven Spielberg is out of times with modern world. He was great in the 90's, could've just stayed in the closet afterwards
Jim: Have you seen ready player one?
Kate: SEEN?! You mean READ! Cause that Shitberg's depiction of it was utter bull, ruinied a perfectly fine book.
by horsejackshit June 10, 2018
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