clown car cunt

When a girl with a seemingly tight pussy can only feel a cock inside her if it's jumbo-sized.

"His dick was the size of a tree trunk, but I still couldn't feel it in my clown car cunt!"

by missjade July 23, 2012

What's Happenin' Cunt

A phrase that can be used universally in most situations.
It is generally said when greeting another person, however it is also quite acceptable to out of excitement as a way of expressing joy.

"Hey man."
"What's happenin' cunt?"

"Dude, you are so drunk!"
"Fuck yeah! What's happenin' cunt!!!!!!"

by Sonick December 7, 2012

weapons grade cunt

(Adj) An individual who is either disreputable or displays extreme reprehensible behaviour. Or both.

Yes, I agree... Lewis Hamilton is a Weapons Grade Cunt.

by Lenston January 4, 2018

National Cunt Day

On this day January 29th we celebrate all the cunts in the world :)

Hey man it’s January 29th… HAPPY NATIONAL CUNT DAY

by Secret Santa;) January 29, 2023

Maggot dog cunt

Fat cunt that is often found on his ass at home smoking Billy’s and playing fortnite

Fuck off luka I’m not buying you dinner you maggot dog cunt

by Darren Janković December 12, 2018

soup kitchen cunt

A sweaty, greasy oompa-loompa (see willy wonka movie) style female, all races inclusive, who thinks she is queen of the kitchen. Usually found fondalling the food in a cheap city restaurant kitchen. Hairy ears a bonus

Hey, did you see that soup kitchen cunt lift her greasy hair off the grille....nice food all the same!

by timboambo May 20, 2010

what the cunting fuck

Take 'what the fuck' and double it, and then add a little bit more

You: Mate, "what the cunting fuck"!!!!????

Mate: what does it look like, I'm fucking yer mum!

by Your Mum Likes Bush Onion April 25, 2011