national kick a boys balls day

on may 2nd we will kick a boys balls !

girl 1 - omg it’s national kick a boys balls day let’s go !

by tbhidkreally April 24, 2021

National Give a Boy Flowers Day

May 5th is National Give a Boy Flowers Day! Make sure to give your boyfriend, best friend, homies or even your dad flowers!

Kyle: why are you giving me flowers?
Alexa: it’s national give a boy flowers day!

by Pickled_cucumbers April 28, 2021

National Kiss your Cousin Day

October 16th is National Kiss your Cousin Day. You can kiss your cousin without any harm or consequence

Me: Kisses Cousin

Cousin:Why’d you do that!?

Me: It’s National Kiss your Cousin Day!

Cousin: les fuk

by Daddddyyyyyieis October 15, 2019

National throw short people day

for middle school you can throw dk because he is 5'4" and anyone 4'5" and below better run

me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls

by @lexisawolf May 16, 2022

National grab tits day

Single or taken go round grabbing anyone’s tits you want !

Ollie:*grabs walids tits*
Walid: what was that for ?
ollie:it’s national grab tits day

by Alex wasabi October 9, 2019

National Send Nudes Day

On January 22nd, National Send Nudes Day, you send nudes to everyone who wishes you a Happy National Send Nudes Day

Issac: Happy National Send Nudes Day
Breanna: *sends nudes*

by Issac.davison01 January 22, 2019

National Peg A Man day!

June 14 is National Peg A Man day! So grab your strap on dildo girls, cause you can peg a man on June 14 or any time you want!

Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yeah Eve?
Eve: can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve takes off Stephen’s pants and pegs the fuck out of him*
Stephen: OOOOH SHIT AAAAHH~ WHY THE FU- AAAAAAAH~ DONT- AH- STOP AAAAAAAAAAHHHH~
Stephen: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
Eve: cause it’s National Peg A Man day!

by taromybobatea August 2, 2022