jizzy dick

the feeling of residue on your penis either premature or post ejaculation.

1. You just hung out with Amanda, you got that jizzy dick?

2. The sight of Scarlette Johansson's chron tits gave me the case of the jizzy dick.

by SaltyBrahh May 25, 2010

Nic Dick

Similar to whiskey dick, where you can’t get the lil man up, but with nicotine most likely coming from a vape.

Frat 1-“She’s down to smash bro”

Frat 2-“dude I’ve been hitting my juul all night I can’t fuck her I have Nic Dick”

by GrooVphantom May 26, 2018

Gib Dick

Gib Dick is when you are unable to get an erect penis when u have a girl in your bed. This means you are unable to have sex. This occurs after you have been out drinking and have brought a girl home.

I went out last night drinking disaronno and ended up bringing a girl home. But then I ended up getting Gib Dick so she left.

by C.J.MEZZ January 5, 2011

cunty-dicks

Assholes who enjoy making a bad situation worse. They make you so frustrated that you want to take a gaggle of big black dicks and shove it up their asshole. When meeting a cunty-dick, the first and only response to give said individual should be "go suck a bag of dicks."

Those assholes are cunty-dicks.

by themunchkins February 8, 2014

Dick sucking

when a girl says or does something that she Doesn’t believe to impress a boy.

She was dick sucking on her TikTok to get clout from boys.

by Truth8172728 April 30, 2020

dicked em

To outrun someone by a large margin. Used a lot here in my neighborhood called Olney in the city of Philadelphia. Pronounced : Dicked eeem or Dicked him.

Guy 1: yo John and Joe raced each other yesterday.
Guy 2: Oh yeah who won?
Guy 1: John dicked em!

by Spawn of Satan666 August 6, 2009

moldy dick

a penis of gigantic proportions that been around the block a bit, resulting in many a dose of antibiotics.

he shagged a smelly fishy vagina and ended up with a moldy dick.

by clintus crews January 21, 2019