Red-Con One

A loaded weapon with a round in its chamber, but with the safety on.

First squad! Let's go, we are red-con one! No firing unless ordered!

by Kriegsmarine January 21, 2009

one hitta quitta

A person who commonly indulges in one night stands.

Uh-uh, if you want somethin real leave that nigga alone he's a one hitta quita

by Jacqui January 2, 2004

One Direction

Band formed by Simon "Satan" Cowell on X Factor UK in 2010. They have released five albums, but are currently on hiatus. They are well known for their dedicated (and sometimes creepily obsessive) fanbase, who were at one point referred to as Directioners.
Zayn Malik came from the group, though he left in 2015 sure to stress and what he later revealed to be an eating disorder caused by stress. The other members include Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Liam Payne.
They were signed to Syco Limited before their departure from the label was announced and a smear campaign against the remaining members ensured.
The four are currently pursuing solo career, though they have started that they still have plans to come back together at some point in the future.
Their fanbase is very involved in their lives, and have raised teens of thousands of pounds for charity in their honor, as well as singlehandedly bringing songs and albums onto the charts when the band's team fell short. They speculate about the boys' lives, and some have come to the conclusion that Harry and Louis are in a serious, committed relationship (see Larry Stylinson and do more research on your own if you're interested)

Though One Direction's original demographic was teenage girls, 46% were found to be at least thirty-give years of age.

by LarryIsLife.28 May 16, 2017

One Handed Bandit

A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.

Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...

by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007

take a huge one

While visiting a friend or relative or even attending a party, one elects to use the most accessible bathroom possible and completely decimate and destroy it with a monster dump. This is usually followed by a response of "Thanks man," "Comon," "Asshole, " or "Way to Fucking Go!"

Dave decided to take a huge one at the party last night and crippled the bathroom.

by Maunas December 21, 2008

one punch mikey

Retard who likes gay jokes due to his lack of confidence in his own sexual preferences, tries to mask his homosexuality by questioning other peoples sexuality.

My name is one punch mikey i am a loser

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

cold one with the boys

acks go one down with the proof , 99 tricks up my sleeve, en o c l

Cold one with the boys tonight

by Cprofne June 19, 2017