Dick sucking

when a girl says or does something that she Doesn’t believe to impress a boy.

She was dick sucking on her TikTok to get clout from boys.

by Truth8172728 April 30, 2020

Nic Dick

Similar to whiskey dick, where you can’t get the lil man up, but with nicotine most likely coming from a vape.

Frat 1-“She’s down to smash bro”

Frat 2-“dude I’ve been hitting my juul all night I can’t fuck her I have Nic Dick”

by GrooVphantom May 26, 2018

Gib Dick

Gib Dick is when you are unable to get an erect penis when u have a girl in your bed. This means you are unable to have sex. This occurs after you have been out drinking and have brought a girl home.

I went out last night drinking disaronno and ended up bringing a girl home. But then I ended up getting Gib Dick so she left.

by C.J.MEZZ January 5, 2011

Athletes Dick

When your dick itches from jerking off into a dirty sock.

"Hey man, why are you scratching your crotch?"

"Sorry bro, I've got a mean case of athletes dick"

by MoldyMoldyAss March 6, 2015

Tar Dick

Someone who has a penis that is darker than the rest of his bodies skin tone.

Shut up you tar dick son of a bitch!

Dude, I hear from your girlfriend you got a tardick!

by jojotheg0dofrandom March 5, 2011

Horse Dick

you seriously went on google to open a dictionary site just to look up horse dick...

you actually turned on your computer, opened google, searched up a fucking dictionary site just to look up horse dick

by saul goodman but on speed August 25, 2022

Dick Hopes

The concept that every man will go through that happens when he is preparing to go on a date, and also on the date, thinking he's going to get lucky later in the evening but of course it never happens.

Man thinks to himself, "Im having dick hopes again... I bought her a nice dinner, bought a shitty movie i don't like but she does, and im sweet talking her all night. I'm gonna get some later!"- Doesn't get any action the entire night.

by Dr. Don February 10, 2014