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Cat

Cat is a loving girl who had the biggest heart ever. But she wiñl figjt a bitch if she needs too. she can steal your mans so watch tf out.
"omg did you hear sbt the bad bitch cat?"
"yeah she fine asl"
by yourdadd November 7, 2018
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house cat

A seldom used insult, favored by hoodlums, comparing and individual to a domesticated "pet" cat as opposed to a stray cat, big cat, or wild cat, how ever stray cat can also be used as an insult. It is a play off the term "cat" used simply to refer to an individual.

The phrase "house cat" is typically directed towards those who lack street smarts, criminal affectation, or who other wise appear uncomfortable or out of place when confronted. The origin is unknown but it was likely first used from any where as early as the 1940s. It's popularity peaked in the 1970s and fell from use nearly entirely by the 1990s.
guy 1 "fight me bro!" girl "I just don't know Jimbo, I told David I go to the

dance with him..."
guy 2 "who you gonna fight, house cat?"

(reveals switchblade) guy "Aw give me a break, that house cat wouldn't

know what to do with ya"
by Slickback for short September 14, 2022
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by k25468 October 30, 2019
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Aly Cat

A Nickname for a girl who is Sickly, Poor and Homeless without a family to call her own. Usually stuck living in the slums of dirty cities and hanging out around filthy dumpsters in alleyways.
“I was walking Downtown and ran into Aly Cat, Now I’m covered in Fleas!”

“Beware of the city at night, Aly Cat is running the streets!”

“Someone call Animal Control! Aly Cat is rabid and foaming at the mouth!”
by Honest.Troll3000 December 19, 2024
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Trojan cat

A stray cat that is full of other cats (pregnant).
The kids brought home a Trojan cat and now we have a house full of kittens!
by Meredith5249 October 2, 2024
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Schlonginger's cat

Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay September 6, 2013
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Cat

A stupid animal that loves beautiful clothing the opposite color of it’s fur.
My cat just ate my plant. God damn it
by AStupidDeer April 3, 2022
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