bad dick

a sexual experience with a penis-person marked by minimal effort and lack of connection

disappointing, forgettable, and all too common

Person 1: So, how did your hook-up go last night?
Person 2: Oh, it was just bad dick unfortunately.

by f*ckyou1-2 April 7, 2020

cunty-dicks

Assholes who enjoy making a bad situation worse. They make you so frustrated that you want to take a gaggle of big black dicks and shove it up their asshole. When meeting a cunty-dick, the first and only response to give said individual should be "go suck a bag of dicks."

Those assholes are cunty-dicks.

by themunchkins February 8, 2014

dick dumb

Really good sex. Sex that will have you thinking about it all day long. Sex that will have you forgetting your name and bumping into stuff.

Girl, that sex was so good he’s got me dick dumb.

by Moonchild169 March 31, 2020

dick hickey

it’s a fucking dick hickey bro

#dick #dickey #hickey #dick hickey

by dick hickeys May 4, 2019

dick den

Vagina, Loose Woman

Rhian has had so many blokes she's a regular dick den.

by vonell78 January 11, 2017

dicked em

To outrun someone by a large margin. Used a lot here in my neighborhood called Olney in the city of Philadelphia. Pronounced : Dicked eeem or Dicked him.

Guy 1: yo John and Joe raced each other yesterday.
Guy 2: Oh yeah who won?
Guy 1: John dicked em!

by Spawn of Satan666 August 6, 2009

jizzy dick

the feeling of residue on your penis either premature or post ejaculation.

1. You just hung out with Amanda, you got that jizzy dick?

2. The sight of Scarlette Johansson's chron tits gave me the case of the jizzy dick.

by SaltyBrahh May 25, 2010