National kiss a football player day

U have to kiss a football player

Wow u r good at football lemme kiss u because it’s National kiss a football player day

by Ifuckedyomomhahaherbackhurtin October 23, 2019

National Ask Maddy Out Day

On November 19th, you must ask maddy out right now. please shes lonely :(

hey maddy, its national ask maddy out day! wanna go out?

yes

by wettpaddies November 19, 2020

National Grab some Ass Day

On this day October 2nd of every year you shall slap, grab, touch, stroke, any 2 girls booty. This is a day that will be looked forwarded to and missed. If you go over the limit you shall be disqualified for the rest of your life from this national holiday

It’s National Grab some ass Day so let’s slap some booty.

by Jdonkeydick October 2, 2018

National abuse short people day

(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people

Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

national compliment jasmine’s hands day

on december 26, it’s national compliment jasmine’s hands day.

jasmine, you have really nice hands:)
happy national compliment jasmine’s hands day

by national day creator December 26, 2020

National push any girl day

On October 10th push any girl and get a way with it

National push any girl day

You- happy October 10th!

Girl- what?
You- pushes
Girl- what was that for?
You- its October 10th

by Duck goes qaccc October 9, 2020

September 28/ National Woahz Day

September 28th is National Woahz day

hey guys you wanna hang out next September 28/ National Woahz Day

by Woahz June 1, 2021