Rip your nuts off

Something so amazing or incredible happens that someone rips their testicles off.

You won the lottery and it was so amazing you Rip your nuts off.

by Bay Mac June 23, 2021

big dog nut fuck

When your mediocre dog has mad nut disease and is obvious to his obesity

Bro my dog hit me with that big dog nut fuck

by Big dog nut fuck April 3, 2019

South Jersey Nut Twitch

In this scenario, the male had his cock n' balls lying dormant. The female slightly stimulates any part of the male's body causing him to have continuous violent contractions within his scrotum for several minutes immediately resulting in blue balls.

I'm never fucking Tammy again. Before we began, she shook my hand and gave me South Jersey Nut Twitch.

by juckerafison December 17, 2020

Bacon Nut Buster Sundae

The act of eating a bacon sundae from Burger King while getting a blow job. Bonus points for doing it through the drive through.

To celebrate our first anniversary my girlfriend gave me a Bacon Nut Buster Sundae

by Lil Africa December 18, 2012

Macadamia nut

A "professional" person in a school that cannot use a PC, but demands to do everything on a Macintosh because PC's require ordered thinking to use, which is nearly impossible for many academics, especially the liberal ones.

Professor Sloan worships on a tricked out G5, he's a Macadamia nut!

by JibJob September 13, 2006

nut shit

This is a term used to describe something that is really awesome, that makes you go crazy, or "nuts." Tends to be used by "lax brahs" as a synonym for "ill" or "sick."

John: Dude check out this new CD I got! Have you checked it out yet?

Jack: Yeah brah. I listened to that yesterday, it was nut shit man.

by lazypotato May 6, 2011

Banana Nut Bread Body

A person whose body resembles that of a loaf of banana nut bread e.g. a shiny, lumpy, moley body.

Oh my god, look at her banana nut bread body, so lumpy and shiny.

by BNBB1 September 20, 2017