The Churf ‘n Turf

When a male fakes an orgasm to get out of an uncomfortable situation.

I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.

by Chodeboyz4lyfe November 30, 2018

N

N

Have a fucking poem

Nobody will look into your eyes
Everybody is dead inside, truly
Very often so we must brace ourselves
Everyone can tell, nothing else happens
Rain falls, sun shines, and for what?

Greatness comes in small doses
Over the rainbow it sometimes takes us
Never underground or in the dark
Not inside trees, or in hearts
And never, ever in minds

Gasping for breath, we try to live
I, we, ourselves don’t care how long
Very likely we stay submerged and can’t run
Everything has a time limit

Your mind is careless
Our bodies are vessels, just shells
Under the surface there is quiet

Underneath is a nagging desire
Power is lost and we cannot break free

by Alostsoulfound March 26, 2024

N-Word

something you hear from 9 year olds in a COD game

Little kid gets 360 no-scoped on Nuketown*
Him: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING N-Word

by yesnomaybenoyesnoyes November 9, 2020

Skip-n-a-hooha

The act of skipping with your hoo-ha.

" alright guys , I'll see y'all in a skip-n-a-hooha.

by Skip-N-A-HooHa July 15, 2021

Jaylen N

Jaylen is the Jay to everyones Len. He is like gunk to your ears, with the most contagious laughable voice. Although he may judge retarded illogical girls, he still sees the best in them and everyone else. He always thinks he knows it all, however, Jaylen just happens to end up with dumb idiotic groups of people who help him sound like Einstein's IQ was nothing but a fraction to cover up a decimal number. When he is speechless, it usually means he is judging you. But when he laughs, he is still judging you. He has the smile of his father, but a laugh of a penguin trying to flee a supermarket owned by lions. He unintentionally changes his hairstyle, more frequently than his shoes. Jaylen is very understandable and although he may not relate to many original experiences, he "gets it (like your mama would)."

Navah: "Do you know what the word Nigga means?"
Jaylen N: Sighs in disbelief, but then LAuGHS
Jaylen N: "I just saw a semi-truk plow through antelopes."

by CHatlotte Butcher May 21, 2024

Twist n Shout

A women twists on your penis knob with her mouth and farts in your face.

Twist n Shout is similar to Bop-It for adults.

by FOTB June 1, 2021

Brendan N

Brendan N is known to say your a mean person. Whether they are lying or tricking you.

Your a Brendan N, that was pretty messed.

by Smart kid401 March 8, 2019