Cat

the best of Asian cuisine

I don't like sushi, so I'll just order the cat chow-mane instead.

by stupidpsycho7 May 13, 2018

give the cats a chance

when someone is a bad singer

when someones doing karaoke ''Hey give the cats a chance fella''

by Reacher67UK November 11, 2022

cats

An STD that is transmitted via the direct contact with a cat's fur with human genitalia, it can also be passed on during sexual intercourse with a male or female.

'So, how has the sex been recently?', 'pretty shitty, i contracted cats'

by cheeseman2569 March 29, 2021

Black cats

Spit* spit* spit* bad luck

*random cat walks by joe: spit spit spit james:whats wrong with you joe: black cats make me loose lottery james: ...

by Jelly arms July 1, 2020

Cat

Something you think is cute, but obviously is plotting your demise.

Cat is life,
Cat is death.

by anonymous April 13, 2023

Cat Pizza

something that is intentionally misleading

Person 1: A bully just gave me a gift, it's a bit weird but it seems cool
Person 2: Don't open it dude, it's Cat Pizza.

by dinoroki March 9, 2023

cat sex

This is the action of 2 masculine male cats having intense anal sexual intercourse.

me: "Hey dude, wanna have cat sex again"
fbi: "No thanks, my Ass hurts from before!"

by eonisdaddy September 1, 2021