national wear grey panties day

this is 9th of february, where everyone wears grey panties, no matter the gender!

sarah: are u wear grey panties?

justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!

justin: what’s that?

sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties

by funkypantylol February 9, 2025

National wear your sliders day

Come to school in your sliders! 🥿

“I love national wear your sliders day!”

by debra.mae July 19, 2021

wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.

by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008

Wear you out

What horny housewives want to do to their husbands or pool boy.

To do cowgirl on said man's member and go to town.

I have been on Ozempic for three months and want to wear you out.

by What_is_a_woman January 26, 2024

That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!

Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021