Janet: I'm toootally a bruh girl!
y/n: No you're a wannabe cheeto girl without cheetos
Janet: How can I get cheetos? I live in Norway!
y/n: No you're a wannabe cheeto girl without cheetos
Janet: How can I get cheetos? I live in Norway!
by Anyone AKA Tina October 02, 2020
A person who acts as if they could kill you... while YOU have your hand wrapped around your S&W Governer.
by JawwBone November 15, 2019
a group of few fuckers that want to be exactly the same like one of my best friend. they're acting like him, wearin similar clothes, two of them even got a hairstyle like he does. every "wannabe Matys" almost admires him, but he hates this act of copin his own style. they're also suckin to him every moment and it's so pathetic. he's always gettin fuckin angry when they're doin such things.
1) wannabe Matys nr.2: hey, Matys, wouldn't be great if we all buy this same shirt and then wear it in the sql?
my friend: fuck off, ya mothetfuckin wannabe!
2) plumber: look Mateo, I've bought you flowers, I love you, I don’t want to be like you, I WANT TO BE YOU!!
my friend: fuck off, ya mothetfuckin wannabe!
2) plumber: look Mateo, I've bought you flowers, I love you, I don’t want to be like you, I WANT TO BE YOU!!
by Janczor April 06, 2007
Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
by ACunny February 27, 2024
Someone who named Asia or who nicknamed chyna is a Asian wannabe when they know they born some other race that’s not Asian like Chinese Japanese and Korean
by HatefakeWannabes March 17, 2022
Someone who named Asia or nicknamed Tokyo and or chyna is a fake wannabe asian knowing your parents not born asian like Chinese Japanese and Korean wannabes are pathetic
Chyna and Tokyo are pathetic wannabes because of their name they know their parents not born Asian they know they not Asian they are wannabe asian
by HatefakeWannabes March 17, 2022
by Anonymous taco kid March 09, 2019