London Steamer

When one defecates in the middle of an open space for all to see as a surprise form of comedy, revenge or retribution.

"My mom grounded me this weekend, so I left her a big old London Steamer as a Mother's Day gift."

by HubbyOnFire February 16, 2022

Dayton Steamer

It's a Cleveland Steamer, but you missed your target and it's now on the bed.

Amber Heard left a Dayton Steamer in the middle of the bed.

by Davidtgnome May 15, 2022

Dutch Steamer

When you're taking a hot shower and you fart, causing all the steam from the hot shower to basck you in your own bodily stench.

Dude, I was totally taking a shower and I gave myself a Dutch Steamer

by Boatdock2018 October 25, 2018

Glove Steamer

A fisted vagina after a hot steamy shower.

Susie -"Jimmy, why are your hands warm and wet?"
Jimmy-"Oh Susie, I had them in the ol' Glove steamer."

by BroCafe September 23, 2017

Steamer Swap

When you swap two lean cuisine steamers in the morning with your coworker

Aaron and Lynn had a really nice Steamer Swap earlier today , that Aaron gave Lynn the Balsamic Garlic chicken for his Ravioli and Chicken

by DSK1213 July 18, 2016

Schwarzmann Steamer

After taking a massive shit, you accidentally flick the bathroom heater switch instead of the bathroom ventilator switch, then leave and close the door. So instead of blowing the stinky air out of the room, you lock it in and heat it up.

Damn son, did you leave a schwarzmann steamer in bathroom? It's hot as fuck in here and stinks like hell!

by icicler September 8, 2018

Calypso Steamer

When a person lays in a hammock with a small hole cut in it and poops through said hole on to another person‘a chest whom is laying underneath.

A tropical version of the famous Cleveland Steamer.

Did you hear? John McAfee loves nothing more than getting a calypso steamer from a hooker.

by Crypto Whale September 13, 2020