my dick is scary

its so small that its scary

heyyyyyy my dick is scary

by skibdi ohio May 05, 2024

Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas August 13, 2015

National see my dick day

You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th

Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day

by Jsbjsk October 05, 2021

Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation

I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one

by a_dibax11 February 23, 2016

my dick so long

When u see ur mum

FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long

by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025