Texas Blumpkin

When a son is receiving head from either his mother, brother, sister, dad, grandma, grandpa, and cousins during the act of pooping.

Johnny received a Texas Blumpkin from his father

by BigFatJuicy456 April 9, 2016

tatty blumpkin

Unimpressive blow job while taking a shit

Woman: was it good for you?
Man: Eh, tatty blumpkin.

by bigmike72 February 20, 2011

Rustic Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while in a porta potty, outhouse or general wilderness setting

While not ideal, Brian could not pass up the chance to receive a Rustic Blumpkin during an emergency deuce at the country festival porta potty by a townie.

by TheUrbanSombrero August 3, 2019

Blumpkin Surprise

When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.

John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.

by Kilroywashere March 7, 2011

Boston Blumpkin

When your girl is giving you head on the toilet, then when you are about to nut. You stand up and bend her over while nutting in or on her asshole. Leaving it looking like a boston cream donut.

Damn! That ass looking cute! Only thing missing is a Boston Blumpkin

by MoonMan6969 October 30, 2019

Hobo Blumpkin

The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.

I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.

by kdbamaman November 11, 2012

modified blumpkin

A man receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

My girlfriend loves giving me a modified Blumpkin while taking a dump on the toilet.

by DJR632 April 19, 2020