Han

She is weird BUT kind and energetic. She will kill you if you yell back at her. She is a VERY smart person and is usually Asian. Han is very shy and has barely any friends. inside she will have a kind overprotective heart and will care about you if you care about her. If you have one in your life MAKE SURE you hit her.

OMG, it's HAN!
SHe's so quiet!
Has she ever spoken in school?

by kpopcoolkid12345 March 11, 2022

Hans

A user on both 4chan and Bored Panda that has a 8 inch cock, and thus all the bitches in the neighborhood want to cowgirl him.

Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard of Hans?
Person 2: Which Hans?
Person 1: The one with a big ass cock, he's a 4chan user.
Person 2: Hell yeah, he fucked my sister and wife and i enjoyed it.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Hans Emil

A guy who loves soda and listens to Mac de Marco. Typical lives nearby a Train station

So what are you doing today?; Im just relaxing at home... Ah so Hans Emil - see you tomorrow

by oralemybrathe September 18, 2017

Hans

The sexiest idiot alive

Hey hans how are you?
What would your father think of this?

by lol shrek April 3, 2022

Han soloing

When you have such a crazy wet dream that the whole blanket molds around your body and crusts like Han Solo trapped in carbonite.

Friend (1) : holy shit I just found him completely Han soloed in his bed this morning he must have been Han soloing

Friend (2): get the hot water we have to rescue him

by Bigpapacito69 August 29, 2025

The Han Effect

A condition that usually happens to make the person be easily manipulated and easily tricked, taking advantage of their trust and kindness for the person's dark deeds.

"Hey man, I heard you were fired, what happened?"

"My boss fired me under allegations made by one of the higher ups that hates me, my boss didn't even listen to my defense ."

"Oh, so your boss has The Han Effect then."

by RetPaladin August 19, 2020

Hans-Ove

Hans/Ove is a person possibly Asian, possibly Scandinavian. Only one thing is clear about Hans-Ove and that is that he can spit some awesome beats, rhymes and has a great sense of rhythm and flow. Hans-Ove might just be the coolast man alive since he is not only a rapper but can also fingerboard anything!

Guy 1: wow you are so cool!

Guy 2: yeah of course!

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: Because I’m Hans-Ove!

by KexOut May 20, 2022