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Willy Slap

To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....

The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!
by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014
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Drippy willy

by 🇮🇪Irish potato stew🍀 September 11, 2018
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Willy Whiffer

either
{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.

or

{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.
Person 1 "Hey duuuude, whats that smell, man?!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"

Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"
by Peregrinius V January 23, 2011
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Willy Wednesday

It's the practice of showing memes which make fun of or insinuate male anatomy on a Wednesday on Twitter.
"Hey, it's Willy Wednesday" {posts photo of a foot long corn dog}
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Willy Wancha

When someone willy wancha's. They willy wancha.
Billy: "oh mah gah Karen I willy wancha's."
by Willy Wancha September 13, 2020
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Bloody willy

Bloody willy is when you slit your palm and masturbate
I gave myself a bloody willy last night
by the 5 footer October 25, 2020
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Filly Willy

The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.
Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!
by Jeremyhotpepper November 20, 2011
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