Vagina beach

A beach near Cooter, LA (i'm fucking serious) that, from an airplane, looks like the female reproductive system.

Uniformed Shlub: DUDE! Where are you going for spring break
Me: VAGINA BEACH!
{short pause}
Shlub: Aren't we all.........

by Reesezizow July 29, 2005

Vagina Slims

tampons; aka slimdicks

My Vagina Slims fell out of my purse, it was so embarassing.

by dsimms May 24, 2008

Click vagina

If you got a click vagina, it's a good thing. It's just good puss.

"She maybe pregnant but she got a click vagina"

by Mycatsracist September 22, 2017

vagina crustaceans

when you have sex and your intercourse partner cums on you're vaginal area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your vagina and it hardens into a crust

tabitha: omg i got so drunk last night i woke up with vagina crustaceans

katie: OMgggggg sameeeeee

by obama jesus satan kawaii queen August 21, 2014

Mind Vagina

The magical place where you birth your wonderful little ideas.

Sam: OH! My Mind Vagina has birthed yet another fantastic idea!
*writes on chalk board for 25 minutes*
Sam: My thesis is born!
*everyone looks in awe at the amazing and mind-blowing thesis that has been put before them*

by Slammins January 12, 2016

Fuckway-Vagina

The diminutive (and more appropriate) colloquial name of Fuquay-Varina, a town in North Carolina

I've got a booty call in Fuckway-Vagina tonight

by Oh Win August 6, 2012

vagina pact

When a female labels a certain someone off limits to sleep with.

To cheer up Karen, her Soroity Sisters established a vagina pact on the first good looking co-ed to attend their party.

by Ed Loya May 13, 2007