hairy bagpipes

The word hairy bagpipes derives from the other phrase "skin flute." The definition refers to the male genitals as musical instruments.

Tom Agen is amazing at playing the hairy bagpipes.

by Tony Guido January 3, 2004

Hairy Minge

Hairy Minge is a derived as a play on words from Furry Muff.

Hariy Minge = Furry Muff = Fair Enough!

Got bored of people using Furry Muff, so i decided to put a twist on it!

- Tanner, you're up next!
- Hairy Minge!

by Tanner D August 10, 2004

hairy cherries

Unshaven balls

Girl: "Eeeeww, look at those hairy cherries."
Dude: "Don't lie; you love them!"

by Biznatch12 April 8, 2009

Hairy Beast

Someone who is extremely awsome

Hamish and Adam: Kane you hairy beast
Kane: Do you two ever shut up?
Hamish and Adam: Dozer

by Hambo,Nico July 23, 2010

hairy sasquatch

the hairy sasquatch is achieved through a semi complex setup. first the lead guy baits a girl into a room where his friends are hiding in the closet. while getting head, he gets the girl topless or naked (preferably the later). then while shes at work down south, he knocks her out with a hard punch to the dome and thats when all his friends jump out of the closet, followed by everyone beating off on her, shaving their pubes and pasting the black mass to her unconscious body and the girl awakes to find herself...the hairy sasquatch.

dude, nate, nolan, jon and matt found the hairy sasquatch last night...her name is andrea!

by mr. make it rain on them hoes February 20, 2009

Hairy cabbage

A womans private bits/genitalia.

I'm dying for the loo, wait there while I wet me Hairy Cabbage

by Ribbon January 25, 2006

Hairy Nipples

Someone you don't like, or are disgusted by. May infect you with the hairy nipple virus. Most often a fat female. WIll try to rape you while you're asleep. All limbs that come in contact with this person MUST be amputated. Italian males are particularly susceptible to contract this disease and have the worst immunity.

Someone you avoid at ALL costs.

"I saw "Hairy Nipples" the other day.."
"Shit! Did she infect you?"

"It's Hairy Nipples!!!"
"Don't hide behind me, where am I supposed

by wealouche November 13, 2010