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Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally
My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her
by TechTalos July 30, 2021
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Dick ditching dyke

A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.
David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke
by Doobery! June 30, 2011
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ditch of a difference

Advise on twitter do not make a "ditch of a difference".
by monneo March 5, 2017
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ditch rat

A woman that has really bad hygiene.
That woman smells and looks like a ditch rat.
by Goofy Newfie July 12, 2018
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Ditching

The act of licking someone’s butt hole after they go number 2 without wiping
Robbert and David where're ditching last night
by darrell jarrell July 18, 2025
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Ditch Wine

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway
All he could afford was some ditch wine.

Well liquor is ditch wine.
by Marchaverage May 4, 2021
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Mushroom ditch

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.
by Puntilla August 23, 2017
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