Dirt-Dauber

A “Dirt-Dauber” is a female that usually wears 9$ Walmart “Cowgirl boots” and shorts that she cut from her moms favorite going out jeans,and will normally hit the sheets with anyone that drives a Dirt Track car “Even Buzz Car Drivers”, can usually be found at your local dirt track and is easily spotted by her bleach blonde hair and her Obnoxiously loud laugh, and or her cussing loudly “cause Jimmy spun Earl in turn 3 cause he is jealous of me”!! She claims she’s not a whore, but has been around the track more than half the cars... Dirt-Daubers are not to be confused with RIVER RATS OR MUD CRICKETS but are a very close relative!!!

(Adam Isbell)

A “Dirt-Dauber” is a female that usually wears 9$ Walmart “Cowgirl boots” and shorts that she cut from her moms favorite going out jeans,and will normally hit the sheets with anyone that drives a Dirt Track car “Even Buzz Car Drivers”, can usually be found at your local dirt track and is easily spotted by her bleach blonde hair and her Obnoxiously loud laugh, and or her cussing loudly “cause Jimmy spun Earl in turn 3 cause he is jealous of me”!! She claims she’s not a whore, but has been around the track more than half the cars... Dirt-Daubers are not to be confused with RIVER RATS OR MUD CRICKETS but are a very close relative!!!

(Adam Isbell)

by Pek0714 August 26, 2018

coarse dirt

IT IS NOT SOUL SAND! I have been tell you this for over a year and a half!

coarse dirt is like dirt but better, but not as good as soul sand. Nothing is...

by Pokeb0y5191 September 17, 2021

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

dirt trap

A female of the slut variety who catches numerous STI's

That bird is a dirt trap

by A.JC May 6, 2015

Dirt Slut

Is the meaning of when a slut exhales and nothing but crap and lies comes out

"Hey, I hear you have a small penis"-katie
"Dang Katie why do you have to be a dirt slut?"

by John Hetlinger January 13, 2018