Max is a male name only given to the most gorgeous and perfect who have amazingly stunning good looks and has a giant Godly male reproductive organ and looks like the product of David Hasselhoff and Chuck Norris but no girls will ever have Max for their own awesome and fantastic experience because they are gay
by Max'sLover March 30, 2017
Get the Max!mug. Max is a person that is an absolute cooker. Uses ridiculous sayings too try and finds the smallest thing about a person to bully them about. Max has a special bond with demons
by Bryanoffsmokepacket December 9, 2018
Get the Maxmug. A tall fat young man who has a passion for noncing on little kids.Presumibly between the age of 40 and 80 and has a small penis.Gets beaten at home and loves a good ram by his homosexual family members.Usually has a sexual relationship with a nonce called Nathan who is usually Scottish.Usually wears nhs quality and stolen specs.Whips around in a double decker bus.
by Whjkgehvftjbdsbhh December 27, 2018
Get the Maxmug. Max is a person known as a fat virgin, no matter how hard he tries he’ll never accomplish anything in life but eat 6 pounds a food a day and masturbate to all his crushes in his lifetime. Including his own mom
by John tepu June 17, 2020
Get the MAXmug. Max is the type of kid to cry and start yelling when his parents/guardians find the poop socks because he has been filling it up for almost a year know.
by Bradey The Savage February 26, 2019
Get the Maxmug. Max is the most odd person. He looks like Pinocchio. He tries to be funny but just isn’t. He has no sense of humor. He jokes about kid stuff no matter the age. He is not good looking at all. He always tries to give hugs.
by uraseed April 19, 2019
Get the Maxmug. by Maximus560 October 17, 2018
Get the Maxmug.