A term used to describe a girl who has sex with multiple peolpe in one college dorm. Just like a turtle, once she is on her back it is near impossible to get her to her feet.
Emily was known as a dorm turtle after she hooked up with half the football team in her first semester of school.
by TheTurtleSlayer February 28, 2011
Get the Dorm Turtlemug. I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.
Or
I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.
Or
I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.
by Hepatetaa September 29, 2017
Get the Dirty Turtlemug. by Voodoo Shop Talk October 22, 2011
Get the Vertical Turtlemug. The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.
Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!
Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge
Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge
by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018
Get the Mexican Turtlemug. An unlikely pair. In their natural habitat they are unlikely to interact but when the universe aligns, their existences collide. Not necessarily playing to each others strengths yet surprisingly resilient and effective.
by AndreWithaJ December 14, 2020
Get the Turtle-Hedgehogmug. A mountain turtle is that special someone who always knows how to lift your spirits. They are always there even when they aren't. The mountain turtle creates a world of happiness and a bubble of which you never want to leave. just saying her name brings a smile to my face. There's no one who could touch my heart the way you do. I love you, my perfect little beautiful mountain turtle.
by Itty bitty teenie tiny September 15, 2019
Get the Mountain Turtlemug. A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.
by freddietwerkcury March 23, 2015
Get the Cosmic Turtlemug.