Chris is a best friend you can talk to him some times he will make you really pissed and he gets mad really quick and he thinks he is the shit but in aww he is a good best friend not a ladys man right now but he is smart funny and good at sports.
My best friend is chris
by BOOLET61 May 28, 2019
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I saw him lay down on a puddle so that some twitch thot would wouldn’t step on it he’s a fat ass hole that no one likes he is the biggest simp and he hi chris
by Not nick July 1, 2020
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by Cr-s July 17, 2019
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Boy1: I found my whole family dead this morning!
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.
by Trainsandbutter October 6, 2020
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by McDuggle December 18, 2018
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by 123chrisgamer December 2, 2018
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