Piss in a lake

Something that is rebellious and rude, but also insignificant.

Releasing nuclear waste into outer space isn't really a proper thing to do, but it dirties the environment as much as to piss in a lake.

by Arronon July 21, 2009

piss trout

A no tooth junky whore who may or may not be selling her body for methamphetamines and makes her living by participating in one golden shower after the other

“Jackie Lynn is such a piss trout you would not believe what she did to Clarence behind the save-a-lot last weekend”

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D May 6, 2018

Minty Piss

Slang for 'Mojito', the popular cocktail which has a distinctive minty taste. Should one be opposed to such a taste, one may refer to Mojito as 'minty piss'.

'What is this foul drink?'
'Mojito'
'Tastes like what I can only describe as minty piss'

by themintyone September 10, 2011

Piss intimidate

V. when you are in a public bathroom and you got a mean flow going.... a flow so mean and intimidating that the other dude in the john gets stage fright and can't piss.... usually follows heavy beer consumption

I totally piss intimidated that old guy

by Don Hoyte October 3, 2008

Walking Piss

When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.

Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .

by Sloppy7ths January 15, 2009

Jamba piss

When you take a super powerful, long piss after drinking a Jamba Juice smoothie. The urge to take a Jamba piss usually hits suddenly, about 30-45 minutes after finishing a smoothie, and it feels like your bladder is about to explode. There is no warning sign.

Mike: "Hey man, what are you doing in the library?"
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"

Jim runs to the bathroom.

by J-Rich24 August 3, 2012

Doggy Piss

When a chick squirts right in you face while she is in the doggystyle position and you are at the bottom.

Pauly: Yo, how was last night..
Pimp: Ohh man it was the shit.... I got doggy pissed in by this chick with a great rack.
Pauly: Sweet.

by itssharkweek!! May 20, 2011