pokemon cards 

Slang for nudes.

Guy: How many pokemon cards do you have?
Guy 2: I got a full deck. I have 4 charizards
Guy: Daaaaaaaamn you wanna trade some of those for 7 rares?
Guy 2: What do you think I am, a liberal?

pokemon cards by thatsthat_ November 6, 2019

pokemon sheets 

Were to people have sex on pokemon bed sheets afder playing minecraft.

Girl: minecraft and chill?

Boy:sure, but afder that how about pokemon sheets and chill?

Girl:yess(^_-)

pokemon sheets by Lezbean6969 March 21, 2016

Pokèmon Go 

A game that is causing half the population to get off their lazy asses and walk around.

Fred: Hey John guess what? I found a horsea yesterday!
John: Well I found a Magmar so suck it!
Fred: God I hate Pokèmon Go.

Pokèmon Go by EFOL August 8, 2016

pokémon haters 

people who hate Pokémon need to stop existing

"Pokémon haters are everywhere so watch out"

pokémon haters by thatpokemon February 8, 2017

Pokémon BDSP

Pokémon BDSP or Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl are remakes of the absolute masterpieces Pokémon Diamond and Pokémon Pearl. Normally Pokémon games are easy as fuck and in these remakes they're not as hard as the originals but Cynthia still fucks you in the ass before you give up and break your nintendo switch. Caused a lot of arguments if it's a Pokémon Platinum remake or a Diamond and Pearl remake.

Person 1: Hey are you enjoying Pokémon BDSP, the new Diamond and Pearl remakes?
Person 2: Actually, it's better described as a Platinum remake!
Person 1: I really don't give a fuck.

Person: Pokémon games are too easy!
GameFreak and ILCA: Ok, *Makes game harder*
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO CYNTHIA IS TOO HARD!!!!!!!

Pokémon BDSP by KratosBigDickDaddy November 24, 2021

Pokemon GO

A new disease that started in July 2016 that is causing not only the youth but adults to take the streets, paths, and road to capture and find creatures known as Pokemon. It is ruining families, friendships, humanity. It is a application available on IOS or Android, and when you download it opens the app to techno music and allows you to create your trainer/character and then you meet a man who go's through a sequence of sentences and ask if you want to help him catch pokemon. Then when you say yes he puts three pokemon in front of you and you choose one and throw your pokeball at it. This addiction needs to stop now.

Hannah : "Hey Dylan! What did you do all summer?"
Dylan : "I lost twenty four pounds thanks to Pokemon GO"
Hannah : "Leave my house now, you're a disgrace."

Pokemon GO by Hannah Wallace July 12, 2016

Pokemon goo 

The gooey mess made when some dumbass playing Pokémon Go gets run over by a truck, car, van, train or any other motorized vehicle. Can also be made when the dipshits walk of cliffs or tall buildings.

Did you hear another millennial was turned to Pokemon goo in Central Park? At least he won't be able to reproduce!

Pokemon goo by CoonGirlLover August 25, 2016