toilet squatter

ava (Keiper)

look at that ava man, what a toilet squatter.

by rattyiggle April 22, 2020

Toilet Cloggers

Super huge tits.

Nick : Did you see that girl’s tits?
Dan : Yeah. Fucking toilet cloggers.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Nuked toilet

a toilet that was nuked by someone's shit

"Thats a Nuked toilet in Taco bell. Im not suprised."

by toiletnuker December 7, 2020

Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.

Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"

by liquorbox June 6, 2015

Toilet Pi

When you use the free time while doing your business to practice memorizing the digits of the decimal number π.

As a criterion to joining his local Pi Club, which requires all members to be able to recite the first hundred digits of π, Paul is using his precious toilet pi moments to getting closer to being a pi member.

by Fasters January 12, 2022

toilet splashback

this little "shit" that's coming back to where it come frome.When you're wondering why your anus is wet

The toilet splashback i had yesterday was pretty masive

by Bastibalu June 20, 2016

bitch-toilet

A toilet who's interior bowl region is shallow enough to cause a mans' testicles to drop directly into the toilet water.

"Oh man! It looked like a tall toilet but it was a bitch-toilet and now I have to wash my nuts!", said Jim.

by Fuzzster January 14, 2017