Matt Rags

"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.

After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.

Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.

by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012

Rag-Rack

When she gets giant titties during her period

"I may put a towel down tonight and bang the missus. Her titties have been huge lately, I think she has rag-rack!"

by Steel Toe March 3, 2017

Grease Rag

A person who lacks the abilty to clean themselves or Eqivilent of a tool

"Godamn Austin stinks!" "Yeah hes such a grease rag." or "Austins a winey grease rag."

by BEN2k4389 June 18, 2008

Id Ragged

it would supposed to mean I Dragged but instead it means Id ragged. Which means you did a rag. meaning you are a rag. and you did what a rag does.

Male 1: I was spinning so hard Id Ragged
Female 1: dang dude that hard

by Ph3nox November 17, 2018

rag sniffer

one who derives sexual pleasure from soiled feminine hygiene products.

1) My buddy Eugene hides in the bathroom at Walmart and thumps it while ladies dook, what a rag sniffer...

2) I met a bad bitch who likes to do dutch muffins, ten to one shes a rag sniffer bro...

3.) Like honestly Mr. Rogers was a professional rag sniffer, smelling everyone's undies and calling each smell out like it was more than a hobby, a straight up profession... "You been eatin a lot of asparagus?"

*often charactarised by red eyes/ oral herpies.

* not to be confused with a corksniffer

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

Ragged-out

Verb.
Going as hard as possible till you can't physically Go any further while dragging everyone along.

They went hard through the weekend and were ragged-out

by BIG RICARD THE KING OF... September 17, 2023

rag math

Calculating when your period is going to be to plan for future vacations.

Bob: Hey, let's go camping for Labor Day weekend.
Katie: hmmm, hang on let me look at the calendar. *counting weeks*
Bob: what are you doing?
Katie: Rag math! Gotta make sure Aunt Flo won't be visiting before I agree to the trip.

by Biggins McGee August 31, 2016