old bag

A haggard, perpetually grumpy, good for nothing elderly woman.

Gertrude: "So Frank, did you hear about Walt's little doctor's visit? Seems the rectal examination made him a little bit squeamish. Let me tell you..."
Walt: "For Christ's sake! Shut up, you old bag, and grab me a cold one!"

by Nick D August 19, 2004

Bag Job

1.Person with a sexually appealing body but ugly face. Said a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'. See also butterface and prawn.

1.I'd fuck Trish, but she would have to be a bag job.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

cunt bag

Shithead, vicious, evil person that represents a manifestation of all that is wrong with the world... The ultimate worst insult that you can use to describe your friends...

That bitch is such a cuntbag!!!!!!

by Not so super DJ Gennady April 27, 2003

daddy bag

The testicles. A place that holds semen.

I took a rock and hit my mom's boyfriend in his daddy bag

by dwayne May 13, 2004

baw bag

a insult calling some one a ball bag
as in scrotem.used in glasgow

barry your a pure baw bag man!

by finbad March 26, 2003

Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading

"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."

by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016

Bag Laugh

-is defined by a person or persons making a somewhat funny comment while a person of authority is present that is followed by a loud obnoxious usually over the top laugh.

"Hey guys I wish my arms were a little longer so I could reach the bottom of my pockets" (insert loud bag laugh here).

by T-Klash August 19, 2013