Minecraft-Style

Throwing any edibles in the microwave to cook.

“Yo bro, I made those Pizza Rolls dummy quick. Did that shit Minecraft-Style”

by The Borax March 31, 2020

minecraft cow

stupid creature only used for meat and leather

i hate that minecraft cow

by bedwras March 15, 2020

Minecraft thoughts

Minecraft thoughts is a phrase used to describe suicidal and/or homicidal thoughts. It can also be used to describe violent impulses. It originates from the practice of adding the phrase “in Minecraft” at the end of a sentence that threatens violence to one self or others in order to avoid being banned from an Internet forum or have the authorities called on you.

Person A: Current year has gotten so bizarre and stressful that it’s making me want to run over with my truck a bunch of white people, in Minecraft, of course.

Person B: I think it’s time to refill your antipsychotics, your Minecraft thoughts are getting out of control.

by Chadison Jawthorn July 17, 2020

minecraft bookshelf

An absolute madlad on twitter who thinks that urban dictionary only has nice things to say about your name

Gay

- you know that Minecraft bookshelf guy on twitter?
- yeah, he’s hella gay

by PewdsDogSven October 5, 2019

Minecraft RTX

minecraft but its beatiful and gorgeous, everyone who doesnt have RTX cards will be jealous but who has them will be greeted by holy images

me: hey Minecraft RTX is coming out in beta!!!
random guy who doesnt have a RTX card: thats trash lol no difference
guys with RTX cards: flexes in screenshots

by ahah very cool name April 27, 2020

Minecraft 2

Something that will never happen in the history of the universe.

"Man, I hope Minecraft 2 comes out someday.

by sussyboy666 August 3, 2021

minecraft shaders

something your pc cant handle

friend 1: "yo i downloaded some realistic minecraft shaders"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"

by poop man man poop December 31, 2020