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I'm soft

"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".

Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.

Or:
Soft pp.
"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."
by TheBlandCharlie November 2, 2020
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I'm chargin'

Whenever asked or made fun of for your dry spell, rebut with "Hey man, I'm chargin'"

Etymology: McGill, Montreal, Canada. As a defense to a charge by two roommates about of a lack of virility/action.
Guy 1: "Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months, bro."
Guy 2: "Whatever man,I'm chargin'"
Guy 1: "snap."
by mrawesometheawesome April 3, 2010
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i'm not into bacon

A descreet way to say "I'm not into guys"
"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon"
-The Vamps- I found a girl-
by The fangirl freak February 1, 2017
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i'm terrible

Last night I when to get ice-cream and when I ordered I asked for two instead of one, than I killed 3 kids in a drunk rage
I want to murder my family, I'm terrible
by CatDragon23 January 19, 2020
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I'M SCREAMING

Bro don't be a annoying ass bozo, ur gf is not screaming she is just too excited ( probably not because of u)
- Ayo, marcus looked at me in science class I'M SCREAMING KAJNSHDKMAOWIHDNDY
by uL1rCh September 28, 2022
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I'm Versace

I'm Versace can be translated to I'm ecstatic. It was made up by a random high schooler from S2E10 of friends.
Bro I am Versace. How about you?

I'm Versace, you Gucci?
by 3019abcd November 20, 2018
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I'm shat

Better way of saying "I'm pooped."

Shat, normally the past tense of shit, may also be used in this way as an adjective to describe a general state of tiredness or being wasted.
Man, today was such a long day, I'm shat.

Track practice all week has got me feeling shat.

Yo, I saw you at the party, you looked straight shat!
by bpnalee June 27, 2017
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