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california thunder jypsy 

when you slap a small jewish boy in the face and then drop a deuce on his forehead, then you finish with a good ole teabagging.
ME:"hey tom whats wrong?"

TOM:"that guy just gave me a california thunder jypsy.."

ME:"your jewish?!"

california girl 

everything your gf isn't

Fun, attractive, adventurous, smart, dreamgirl, knows how to dance, glistening body, always looks cute
Girl: Where are you from?
Boy: Texas
Girl: I bet you wish you had a California girl, they don't make girls like that here in Texas
california girl by Cali Lovin July 20, 2010

California Sun Chips 

The act of fucking a woman from behind. Then blowing your load onto her shoulder blade to ensure she cannot wipe it off. After drying you peel the dried cum from her shoulder blade and feed to her.
She thought my California Sun Chips were too salty!!

california smore 

A california smore is when one, usually a retard, decides to eat a marshmellow out of another person's butthole. Often results in public humiliation.
Did you hear that Brian M. gave some girl a california smore? What?!? no way! Did he atleast get some afterwards? Nope. Some fat girl broke it up.
california smore by MY name IS .. December 28, 2007

California Orange

Type of weed that has spots of orange in it. Sometimes will make you horny.
DAAAAAYYUUM. That california orange is some good shit man. Wheres that bakery slut so I can get a nut off?
California Orange by bojzzle April 26, 2006

California Bastard 

also known as a CB, it`s a guy who dresses only in Hollister, American Eagle, or Abercrombie & Fitch clothing as if they lived in California.
Guy1: Yo, check out that guy with all his Hollister crap, what a california bastard
California Bastard by C K Y April 6, 2009