stolen dick

one of master carlin's dildos for nasty hoes. but not the really nasty ones

i wouldnt fuck her with a stolen dick!

by cock rocket July 26, 2003

Dick warmer

A pussy,cunt ect. because if you stick your dick in it it will keep it warm on a cold day.

I need Kathy's hot little dick warmer on a cold night like this.

by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009

Hydra Dick

When you insert your dick into a girl and then when you pull it out your dick splits In half

Last night I pulled a hydra dick

by Moondog88 February 18, 2021

Dick skinners

The derogitory slang for ones hands. Often referring to someone who has just masturbated or is known to masturbate excessively.

Mike: Hey jonny
Jonny: Yo
Mike: You wanna help season the chops?
Jonny: Sure, let me use the restroom real quick.
Mike: Make sure you wash your hands, i don't want your dick skinners all over the food.

by Jonny on the SPOT! May 13, 2017

lesbian dick

Zack Kerr's penis.

Ashton, stop being such a fucking lesbian dick!

by CarlSagan420 May 2, 2016

Dick broth

The mixture of ball sweat and saliva resulting from teabagging.

Aaron said his mouth tasted like dick broth because he got teabagged by Terence.

by Icy sumo June 8, 2010

Dick Kitten

When you want to send a girl a dick pic, but don't want to be awkward, so you draw a picture of a cat on it. Instead of being weirded out, she will laugh.... with all of her friends.

T: "Wanna see my dick kitten?"
A: "What is a dick kitten?"
T: *sends pic*
A: *screenshots, and shows friends* (sorry T)

by MEEEOOOW January 31, 2015