Pulling a Crossman

1. When you restate anything that was said between 5 seconds to 3 minute.
2. When you continually try to get somebodys attention even though they are either not there or you forget what you were going to say
3. You stop talking in mid sentence to fondle your elbow
4. Scream really loud while aggrooing everything you find

Guy 1: Hey we're going to go get something to eat.
Guy 2: Yeah sounds good
(30 Seconds later)

Guy 3: Hey we should go get something to eat
Guy 1 and 2: Stopt Pulling a Crossman.

by Cpt Saddlebags October 8, 2009

to pull a brandon

To make any such suicidal attempt, or to just act like a total downer. This person will often complain about his or her life, also associated with acting fake emo.

downer: i feel like killing myself now....
jessica: he is going to pull a brandon

by girl who hates downers July 24, 2009

Pulling a Stephen

When one says rude, racist, or harmful things about a person or group of persons while the persons being insulted are in close prxsimity to the one who is say the hurtful phrase does not release that they are present.

"Aww man that Laura chic is so ungly" said Stephen
"Dude shes right behind you!" replied the asian student
"Awww shit I just pulled a major Stephen" Stephen stated
"I know man your always pulling a Stephen" the secret asian concluded

by pokemon master 69 December 26, 2008

Pull a Jason

When you have a critical impending final and sleep through it, then take 15 minutes to brush your teeth before heading to said final 2 hours late to try and salvage a passing grade

-Fuck dude, I pulled a Jason this morning and slept through my final! Now i gotta bone out of intro to astronomy!

-You better rest up tonight sweetie or you might pull a Jason in the morning

by zongheadluvr December 7, 2009

Pull a Jack

Take a Bite into some roast beef lookin pussy

Dude You Just Pull A Jack

I know It was the worst but it was worth it

by blake623smith May 14, 2010

pulling a jesus

pulling a jesus is the act of returning to life when people think you died and suddenly they run into you and are surprised to see you alive you say i pulled a jesus
( in reference to jesus christ returning to life 3 days after his crucifiction )

tony : Oh my god you're alive! i thought you died weeks ago!
Ely : oh yes tony i'm quite alive!
tony: that's what i call pulling a jesus !

by VoiceOverArtist December 5, 2009

Pull-a-Garrett

To cut and colour one's hair in an unusually bad fashion.

Nice bleach job, Darlene...pulling a Garrett are we?

by lostc February 7, 2005