bag of dicks

1. someone who is exhibiting behavior normally associated with douchebags / generally acting in a douchey manor
2. literally, a bad of dicks (obsolete)

Hey, was it me or was Roger a real bag of dicks at that meeting yesterday?

by Johnny Papp November 7, 2003

Dick Broom

Another term for a mustache.

We all made fun of Johns new mustache by calling it a dick broom.

by ThatguyfromJapan August 22, 2010

Turtle-Dick

The act of getting to scared, that one's dick goes back into the body, the way a turtle's head hides in it's shell.

That turtle-dick ran so fast when he saw Big Rick across the street! He almost got a beat-down!

by Johnny Ock October 8, 2008

Dick Parsons

Any type of man with a large penis and a knack for being able to fornicate with any woman he desires. He is easily the best looking person in any room he walks into and has been know to use his encyclopedia sized list of pick up lines to bang any girl or guy he pleases.

I was dancing with this girl all night and i thought we were gonna leave together until a Dick Parsons walked into the room and she immediately started sucking his dick on the dance floor.

by desothelioma September 15, 2009

Dick Fat

A fat friend who's being a dick, or just a fat dick.

"Shut up dick fat!"

by veganrichy July 25, 2009

Slingin Dick

The nonchalant, no fucks giving, demeanor portrayed by those who know they are in the wrong.

You see that dude run the red light, he just looked at me, slingin dick.

Yo, Alex rolled into the party two hours late, slingin dick with a thirty rack.

Dude, Tom came into work slingin dick yesterday. Obviously he was fired.

by Hellbound Harry June 2, 2015

bens dick

Very small with little blonde hairs

Boy:here look
Girl:ha you have a bens dick

by Hairy boy 2.0 June 17, 2017