one eye noodlin'

when your so hammed you cant sit strait up and everything looks better out of one eye

-did you see how drunk shawn was last night hahaha...

yea he was fuckin one eye noodlin' when he was drivin me home

by B ridin November 7, 2007

knows one's onions

to be thoroughly knowledgeable or competent in a subject area

Look at her working that poll, she really knows one's onions.

by Drewster888 February 23, 2009

Tuscaloosa one two

To fuck your daughter

Gave her the ole tuscaloosa one two

by grapist1 March 12, 2019

Haunt one's castle

When someone disturbs you when you just wish your piece of mind. At home, at work, at a pub or anywhere else... Actually can mean your place.

- Can I buy you a drink?
Haunt one's castle . . .

- No, thanx. I had a bad day today. I just wanna be alone now.

- C'mon, just one drink.

_ Stop haunting my castle and leave me alone. What part of " I just wanna be alone you don't understand?!

by William Warney January 16, 2011

one-eyed chicken

male genitalia

-did you choke the one-eyed chicken last night?
-no. i choked it this morning.

by threeblindmice January 12, 2009

One Eyed Crabcake

Another word for a nasty vagina.

Bill: Did you hook up with Stacy?
Ted: You mean the one with the one eyed crabcake?
Bill: yea...

by ChillBilly75 December 20, 2011

one true god

both the name of a popular band and a complete illusion.

there is no one true god (except for the above mentioned, of course). this is, and will continue to be so for a very long time, a very unpopular belief. what if, most religions, we live in a universe with infinite gods, because gods keep making other gods, forever.
can you accept this perspective?

would you be happy to find out your god is not alone?
think about it.

no one true god

have a nice day,
Doug Forcett

by wokeup2this July 9, 2022