penis popper party

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Cyborg Nigga Penis

The word you use when you waste your time on making this retarded ass definition. Most commonly used by Martin Luther King Jr, this is also used when your wife/ friend is over appreciated

"Mrs. Obama is my Cyborg Nigga Penis"

by Your mother joesph January 29, 2020

Penis Fly Trap

A very tight vagina that just might leave marks on your penis.

I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.

by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014

your mommas penis

it is big . . . . .and u sniff her nuts

vagina sweat

by JOHNNY SHIT TAKER October 28, 2003

my penis hurts

when ur penis is in such excruciating pain that you almost want to stop existing

obama: my penis hurts.
Leonardo DiCaprio: why?
obama: herpes

by nigger faggot 9000 April 1, 2019

Fluffy-dickle-penis

That time of day when the sun sets / rises and the clouds and sky turn that lovely shade of pink. This term can also be used to name that color of pink. Not just the specific time.

"I should really be getting home. Its already fluffy-dickle-penis out."

by discarded June 17, 2016

raw penis law

I'll take a stab at it. Raw Penis Rule= Limit of 1-x where d/m*(AC)=x as the function approaches 1 the chances increase

KEY: d=drinks

m=mass/weight

AC=<Alcohol Content%>

Raw Penis Law For instance 10 shots tequila at 60% alcohol with a weight of 115lb yields x=.14 but the limit is 1-.14=.86 which means chances of raw dogging excellent 😀

by N3M3S1S20172017 March 3, 2018