National fuck your bestie day

Fuck your bestie named Matt on this day

You: Hey let’s go to this room and have sex

Matt: ok cause it’s national fuck your bestie day

by Matt the one and only November 4, 2019

National suck Brians dick day

This wonderful holiday falls on June the 28th

Get on your knees for him

National suck brians dick day

by Reallandy June 27, 2019

national cut dicks off day

when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!

“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)

by Thantophopia April 12, 2021

August 24 National Kobe Day

National Kobe day to honor the legend Kobe Bryant, he will love on forever. Mamba mentality!

P1: It’s August 24 National Kobe Day!

P2: YO I better go out in my Bryant jersey!

by foaming lizard February 3, 2020

National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day

November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.

Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde

by The George that hates Cedric November 20, 2020

national get julien a girlfriend day

National get Julien a girlfriend day is when anyone named Julien has to try and get a gf and others can help or not but the day anyone get shoot their shot.

Its national get Julien a girlfriend day. I have a friend named Julien who's single. Let's get him a girl bro

by The forever alone guy October 24, 2019

National slap girls ass day

It is not on April 7 and well it's actually not a holiday at all so lol

"Yo I'm a fukboy and want to slap an ass today"

"To bad there's No national slap girls ass day"

by YourBoyTW April 8, 2017