Small penis cal

Gay cal

Jimmy is a small penis cal

by Hey cal October 23, 2019

Penis ring neck

Neck looks flabby and Round

Penis ring neck -Neck looks Flabby and round

by Guyver93 October 4, 2017

penis popper party

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Portuguese Knife-Penis

When your pocket knife comes open in your pocket and stabs you in the groin while walking.

"Dude, how did you end up in the hospital?"
"Ah, it was the ol' Portuguese Knife-Penis again."

by MeatManJones January 25, 2021

UGH MY Penis

UGH I HATE MY DICK

UGH MY Penis

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019

my sexy penis

its a fucking big cock

this guy has my sexy penis, he gets so many girls fucking him so hard

by xio_lol May 28, 2020

mr big penis

a guy in a shit roadman car that's been modified to make more noises than godzillas asshole when letting one rip; as an obvious compensation for his lack of endowment.

"Damn there goes mr big penis in his super cool Ford Fiesta on his way to jobcentre"

by SRTDeity May 5, 2021