big penis men

these are people with the name Alex Tyler and Will they are the big penis men

man I bet you your not friends with the big penis men

by FMS_Squidy May 10, 2022

Penis ring neck

Neck looks flabby and Round

Penis ring neck -Neck looks Flabby and round

by Guyver93 October 4, 2017

UGH MY Penis

UGH I HATE MY DICK

UGH MY Penis

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019

my sexy penis

its a fucking big cock

this guy has my sexy penis, he gets so many girls fucking him so hard

by xio_lol May 28, 2020

mr big penis

a guy in a shit roadman car that's been modified to make more noises than godzillas asshole when letting one rip; as an obvious compensation for his lack of endowment.

"Damn there goes mr big penis in his super cool Ford Fiesta on his way to jobcentre"

by SRTDeity May 5, 2021

Moist Acorn Penis

A penis with no shaft just the head. Cum into a small container. Then dip their penis into the container, getting the whole penis soaked/moist.

Tony: I cant wait to have a moist acorn penis tonight.
Barry: Same, might have to join.

by Brad Soab December 3, 2017

Portuguese Knife-Penis

When your pocket knife comes open in your pocket and stabs you in the groin while walking.

"Dude, how did you end up in the hospital?"
"Ah, it was the ol' Portuguese Knife-Penis again."

by MeatManJones January 25, 2021