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Doody Dick

when you fuck a girl in the ass and she leaves shit smeared on it and your dick will also smell like shit
When I fucked Leslie in the ass I got doody dick. Maybe she should've cleaned her ass before I inserted my authority in there.
by RAAAAH! May 24, 2009
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torpedo dick

nigga blew me up wit dat torpedo dick
by whatwhatwhatsupblart August 7, 2014
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Dick-height

1. When an object, usually furniture is located at the perfect altitude, so that the male sexual partner can simply stand in front of the object and still maintain coitus. Doggystyle on any object can usually provide sufficient dick-height if the two sexual partners are close in height.

2. The location at which the penis starts on one's body
HIGH Dick-height: Dick is closer to sternum than knees.
LOW Dick-height Dick is closer to knees than sternum.
Ex. 1
Craig: Nigga erthang in ha house was Dick-height, we fucked on the counters, tables and her bed and I was standing up the entire time nigga.
Dayvon: Damn nigga, nothing in mah bitch house is dick-height, I usually have to niggacrouch or grab the old stool nigga.
Craig: Dayvon nigga, don't you know everything is dick height with doggystyle.
Dayvon: I know nigga, but my girlfriend is too short nigga, I still have to niggacrouch to hit that shit
Craig: Damn that sucks mah nigga

Ex 2
Dayvon: aye nigga I hate that I have high dick height, I can't do sit ups, without slapping myself in the face with mah dick
Craig: Dayum mah nigga I have low dick height, my shit be scraping the carpet everytime I look under the couch for change.
by That nigga nigga nigga nigga September 16, 2013
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dick-dreaming

To daydream sexual fantasies.
Matt: Did you see Maryalice in that skirt today? Damn I'd love to give it to her
Greg: Dude, quit dick-dreaming and get back to work
by IdeoNomo November 7, 2007
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fartin a dick

One (male or female) who takes it in the ass often and subsequently has a very loose asshole. When they fart, the looseness is very noticeable.
Jerry: Aw man, that fart was fucking loose.

Steve: Whatever Jerry!

Jerry: You were fartin a dick!
by antipop221 November 12, 2011
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dick smudge

Sticky residue left by the head of a willy.
Or someone who looks like it.
What fucking dick smudge has left a dick smudge on me curtains.
The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.
by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005
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Dick Cheese

When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)

Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.
Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."
by Benson&Hedges January 15, 2010
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